Wine, Wall & Dragons returns - House of the Dragon Podcast

Season 1 Episodes 1-6

Major Jumps in time — and we’ll get to that in terms of Episode 6 jumping a full decade on us in a bit

But they are essentially giving us a crash course in Targaryen history so that we can pick sides for a Targaryen Civil War aka the Dance of the Dragon

Coolest moment of the show was when Viscerius tells Rhaeynera that Aegon the Conqueror had a vision of the eventually song of ice & fire — and that the message is passed down from ruler to ruler — so that a targaryen can help defeat that night king and OH BY THE WAY — that exact Dagger is what Arya Stark uses to Kill the Night King hundreds of years in the future

So, let’s start with Episode 1-5

Who do we like? Rheaynera gives off major Dany Targaryen vibes. Dragon rider. Badass. Being held down by the patriarchy. She’s a Targareyn being a Targaryen and the “realm just don’t understand”

Who don’t we like? Sir Criston Cole — you just didn’t get it 10 years before episode 6 and then you do a spineless 180 and start playing the game of thrones when episode 6 roles around — early leader in the club house

Who is a badass? To be determined — I’ll give Queen Alicent Hightower the early nod — but it’s EARLY

Who is a drip? Alicent’s son Aegon II — who pulls a Roman Roy Sucession seen and gives off Major vibes of Dany’s brother Viseyus from Game of Thrones season 1 — aka HE AIN’T IT

There are Targaryens who can ride Dragons and Targaryens who can’t — if you aren’t a Dragon rider; you’re part of the problem

But in the same breathe Targaryens can be loose cannons - and Dragon riders who are loose cannons; you are also part of the problem

So that leaves a narrow path for having the correct Targaryen in charge of  Westeros— especially cuz the person in charge, the person who sits the iron throne needs to be a man

So — where is this going — CIVIL WAR. The only people with Dragons are about to unleash them upon themselves.

When Viseyus dies (and he doesn’t look good) it’s going to be the Greens vs. the Black

Alicent Hightower will essentially be stepping into the Cersei Lannister Role of my song has a claim to be a “boy king” and that’s my only move

Rhaeynera will essentially be stepping into the role of a overlooked female who happens to ride a Dragon

Assuming i’m right — I know what side I’m on

Let’s talk about Episode 6 — we just swapped out 2 actresses after spending half a season getting to know them

In an age in which Robert DiNero and Joe Pesci can play guys 40 years younger in “The Irishman” thanks to CGI — i think the move was 1) cast the older ladies from the get go and make them look younger for 5 eps… or cast the younger ladies and use CGI to make them older

Feels like an own goal — feels like its an unnecessary distraction

Ranking the United's of Soccer

Ranking the “United” football Club names

Ok - Manchester United is the standard bearer. Most famous united in the word and arguably the most famous club in the world

But what about the other uniteds?

There are a lot of City’s and Town’s and Rangers and Rovers out there too

Plug the Vamos United shirt from Pop-sketch designs

MLS: DC United is the original MLS united and they kind of picked it back in the 90’s when US clubs we choosing nicknames like NY/NJ Metrostars and New England Revolution and Tampa Bay Mutiny

Since that time:

Philadelphia Union - close but doesn’t count

Minnesota United FC — do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars

Atlanta United FC — at least the sold their building out from the get go — but still

Sheffield United was the first club called “United”. Man U was founded 11 years earlier but were called Newton Heath LYR Football Club

Newcastle United, Leeds United, West Ham United, Oxford United, Colchester United, Peterborough United, Rotherham United, Carlisle United, Scunthorpe United, Southend United, Torquay United, Hartlepool United, Hereford United, Chesterfield United

Maidenhead United, Maidstone United

AFC Telford United, Banbury United, Boston United, Redditch United, Basford United, Welling United, Ebbsfleet United, Hastings United, Basildon United, East Thurrock United, Felixstowe & Walton United, Tooting & Mitchum United, Ashford United, Sheppey United

HASHTAG UNITED - founded by a YouTube celebrity Spencer Carmichael-Brown in 2016 - Nickname “the Tags”

The started in the 10th divisions and 4 seasons later they are up to the 8th level of the pyramid

I have a 9th division team named Biggleswade United - the united’s never end in England

Scottish Premiership: Dundee United

Ayr United - “the honest men” - second level

5th division - Formartine United and Turriff United (highland league)

5th division - Bo’ness United (lowland league) — they is a team in that league called the Civil Service Strollers. they are based in Edinburgh and play at a 1,500 person field with 100 seats — Hey Ryan Reynolds and Rob McIlenhy - you want to impress us - -turn the Civil Service Strollers into a winner on FX

There are more united below the 5th division - but I’ll give it a rest

Northern Ireland - Ballymena United and Ballinamallard United and blow them Limavady United and Tonermore United

Republic of Ireland - Drogheda United and Galway United and Treaty United (out of Limerick)

Wales - Flint Town United and Pontypridd United. Below them Barry Town United and Goytre United and a bunch of united below them

Canada - York United FC out of Toronto

New Zealand - Cantebury United, Hawke’s Bay United, Waitakere United (former team WaiBOP united, southern united and tasman united)

Australia - Adelaide United, Western United

South Africa - Chippa United, Maritburg United, Sekhukhune United

India - super league - NorthEast United

Buffalo Deuce

Tennis? Competitive Eating? It’s Buffalo Deuce

What I’m about to share can easily be a drinking game and probably is already somewhere

But I’m thinking about competitive eating / I’m thinking about the success of an interview show like Hot Ones and I’m here to talk about how we combine watching tennis with eating.

“Buffalo Deuce” Eat a hot wing/ cauliflower every time a tennis game goes to deuce…

And you watch the match with at least one other person, and the winner is the one who lasts the longest

But - then it struck me - there are like 90 pro tennis tournaments each year between January and November and these matches are all over the world?

So, maybe instead of Hot wings — you cook an authentic dish from the country / region/ city that is hosting the tournament and THAT food is eaten in copious amounts

Dolly Parton in the Rock Hall of Fame (cool), but so is Carly Simon (not as cool)

2022 rock hall inductees announced 


Wins: Pat Benatar, Eminem, Dolly Parton, Duran Duran, Lionel Richie, Eurythmics, Carly Simon


Judas Priest & receive the musical excellence award Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis (Esteemed Producers) - 31 top 10 hits in UK, 41 in the US - most notable work with Janet Jackson. Had number 1 records in the 80s, 90s, and 00’s


Being held in LA for 3rd time ever 



Very cool that 3 female solo artists and the Annie Lenox fronted Eurythmics are 4 of the 7 acts to gain entry

With that said, except for Lionel, the ethic/racial diversity of this class of inductees falls short


Predictably - only one hip-hop act got in — and it was Eminem. 


Tribe deserved better


The Rage Against the Machine issue is something I don’t understand

The Fela thing — now that I know what Fela Kuti is — i can’t stand for this oversight either

Dionne Warwick 


Kate Bush, Devo, NY Dolls, MC5 — that Judas Priest award is your best shot


Beck — i think Beck will get in for real. 

It's time to talk about Creed -- wait really?!?!

early Creed is about as good of mainstream 90s radio rock as there was - because most of us had no idea it was Christian rock 


Growing up in Eastern MA in 1980s and 90s - you didn’t know Christian Rock existed 


I grew up on pop music and all kinds of Hard Rock - 70’s Rock, Glam Rock, elements of Heavy Metal, Grunge, etc — never EVER knew that Christian Rock was a thing.

I eventually became very aware of and immersed in hip-hop. I was aware of Disco, and Country Music and the genre the eventually became known as Yacht Rock — and never EVER knew that Christian Rock was a thing 


Heard Creed live at River Rave in 1998 — and sonically it was excellent



Quasi-Car ride game: How long does it take you to realize a song is about Jesus? Because with Creed it took like 3 years! 

A lot of times the musicianship in a Christian Rock song is very very high level. 


So, if you’re predisposed to liking Rock music — and the musicianship is great — you find yourself saying oh I like this… and then at some point by the 2nd chorus you’re like “A-HA!” this is song is about Jesus (which is fine) … but as Catholics we just really have a fire wall between Songs about God and songs we listen to about everything else


But with Creed - I go back an listen to their first album and I still don’t necessarily feel that there is an obvious reveal — and I know it’s there


So, I ask you “how great is Creed” musically on those first records?


Also, they essentially made me aware of a genre existing - but nobody seems to be anywhere close to Creed in terms of crossing over into pop rock zeitgeist 



And yes, they became a cartoon of themselves like most amazingly successful bands eventually become — but those are real rock songs from their first album


One thing I don’t like about country is the heavy literal story telling of the lyrics… I feel like a lot of Christian Rock relies on that same structure… Creed didn’t do that on their early hits in my opinion — they left room for interpretation … which is what makes most Pop/Rock Songs so great in my opinion

2022 Rock Hall of Fame Nominee Breakdown Show

2022 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 


Dolly Parton withdrawing but still on the ballot.


Our Votes: Tribe, Benatar, Eminen, Rage, Duran Duran (Fela Kuti always) 


America’s Votes: Duran Duran, Eminem, Pat Benatar, Dolly Parton, Eurhythmics are top 5 

Followed by: Judas Priest, Carly Simon, Lionel Richie, Kate Bush , Devo, Rage, Dionne, Tribe, NY Dolls, Beck, MC5, Fela (LAST PLACE)


Who’s your top choice? A Tribe Called Quest — they are the sound of NYC (especially Queens, Brooklyn) in the 1990s. When ride the subway will listening to tribe in your head phones, or walk around the city in those Boros, even today but certainly 15 years ago, you feel like they provided the soundtrack for the entire vibe of the City for a decade and a half… that’s impact


Who is your bottom choice?  MC5, Judas Priest, NY Dolls — you’ve all been nominated over and over again, you’re the 10th best version or worse of your genre, at some point you just need to realize that even John Mellencamp (the worst selection of all-time) is better than you.


What’s the most impassioned take you have on support of a band that might or might now get inducted?  

Pat Benatar is solo female identifying ROCK & ROLL Artist — She never should have had to wait for a second nomination.


In 2020: her first nomination year (which also was several years too late to be nominated based on her debut)

But in 2020 the class was Biggy, Whitney, Nine in Nails, Depeche Mode, The Doobie Brothers and T. Rex.


No offense to The Doobies and Depeche Mode - but Pat is bigger that you are — but T REX!?!?! Can anybody name a T Rex song right now?  (Bang a Gong) 


The problem with the Rock Hall is that putting in Whitney meant it was ok to not put in Pat, cuz good forbid two female solo artists get in at once…


And I bet the same thing will happen this year — when Eminem gets in but Tribe doesn’t, cuz God forbid two hip hop artists get in at the same time


If Pat doesn’t get in - that is the biggest snub possible — she literally helped pioneer a piece of the genre that you actually started out honoring - ROCK MUSIC! 

Pat Benatar never should have needed a second ballot


Beck — An artistic who Broke when I was young — Songwriter Hall of Fame Yes! Rock Hall Maybe some day but not 2022


Pat Benatar - 2nd nomination, also in 2020.


Kate Bush 3rd Nom, 2018, 21 and 22 — Didn’t make the cut for me in 2021, still the case


Devo 3rd Nom 2019, 21 and 22


Duran Duran first time nomination — soft spot in my heart for for these dudes.


Eminem  first time nomination— how does he not get in 


Eurythmics (also nominated in 2018) - with all due respect to Dave Stewart… Is Annie Lennox the real HOF candidate here? Should we be looking at her entire body of work, instead?


Judas Priest — 3rd time Nom - 2018, 20 and 22


Fela Kuti  — This year’s field is stacked — but the love for Fela is forever 


MC5 — 6th nomination - 2003, 17, 18, 19, 20, 22


NY Dolls — 3rd time 2001, 21, 22


Dolly Parton — a slice of americana - arguably bigger than the Rock Hall herself 


Rage Against the Machine 4th time - 2018, 19 21, 22 


Lionel Richie (love the guy and he’ll get in eventually) 


A Tribe Called Quest - This has to happen 


Dionne Warwick (21 Nominee) 

Danielle Collins - tip of the cap! Was ranked 23 in the world a few years ago — needed to have a large ovarian cyst removed — was out of tennis recovering and her ranking dropped. 

Seems won 2 WTA titles since 2021 and made it all the way to the final of the Australian Open losing to Ash Barty (who is now a 3 time Major winner).


Barty - first Aussie woman to win Aussie Open since 1978. Barty has won 3 different majors including the French Open and Wimbledon… so she’s won one on every service and just needs the US Open title for a career grand slam.


Barty is not physically imposing - but her skill seems to be a notch above others right now — a little bit like Federer


Daniil Medvedev - 6’6’’ - 25 years old - #2 in the world and US Open Champion. He has also been runner up at 2019 US Open and 2021 Australian Open. 


He’s an elite hard court player - and has made the Quarters in France and 4th Round at Wimbledon. 

He’s 1-3 vs. Rafa Nadal but the one win was their most recent match 


He beat Novak in US Open when Joker was going for his 21st major title. He’s got a chance to win his second Grand Slam title and to thwart Nadal from winning his 21st major title.


When Nadal and Joker stop winning majors, it’s not going to be because of each other - it’s going to be a combination of a younger player rising above them and/or Father Time taking away their skills and/or health — like it’s finally doing to Roger Federer


Nadal is in his 29th grand slam final — he’s 20-8 in the previous 28. 

Joker is 20-11 in his 33 finals

Roger is 20-11 in his 33 finals


The only guys to beat Rafa in a Grand Slam final are Joker, Roger and one time Stan the man Wrawrinka 

He beat Medvedev in 2019 US Open Final — Medvedev has improved since then


When Rafa is healthy he’s tough to beat — he seems pretty healthy 

When Roger was Rafa’s age now — he had that final burst of GS titles 


Who Wins tonight? 


Novak is his own worst enemy — he got himself DQ’d at 2020 US Open and got himself deported from Australia in 2022.


If Rafa wins tonight — and wins 2 more French Opens — he’d have 23… Does Joker end up with 24+?


Why don’t older stars focus on doubles and building the doubles game up… it’s almost like being on the Senior PGA tour — but you’re actually still competing at the highest level. 

Instead of pedestrian singles players getting toil in anonymity — the right starts focusing on doubles in their late 30s and 40s could grow the sport, grow revenues, etc. 

Nick Kyrgios won the doubles title today with a partner i’d never heard of… but Kyrgios is the Dennis Rodman of tennis in many way — lots of flash, not a ton of focus, lots go talent — I only know who won because I know who he is… and he’s not even a consistent winner on tour in singles

2021 was a bummer, 2021 was 2020 part two, 2021 was all about adjustment

We started 2021 with a vaccine on the way and zero COVID-19 variants. We end 2021 having to deal with Delta variant and now Omicron variant as the dominant mutations of COVID-19.

Ah yes, COVID-19 — created in 2019, ruining 2020, this disease was something that coulda, shoulda, woulda been in our rearview mirror during 2021. But, more dangerous than the virus … were the entities and personalities who spread misinformation for their own profit.

Honestly, there was much about 2021 which was better than 2020. So, we’re grateful for that.

A big part of life in 2021 was continuing to deal with all of the issues we had in 2020, while also attempting to re-enter normal society. It was liberating and exhausting. While 2020 objectively sucked… it did offer a small silver lining of having a pause to “stop and reassess everything” in our lives and within our society. We got a chance to get off the wheel/treadmill of society, which had been churning, increasingly rapidly, for decades.

Our ability to stop and reset in 2020 came with the promise of 2021 allowing us a chance to move forward. We did move forward but there was nothing normal about it… at least in the sense of what normal meant in 2019. The fact that “back to normal” will likely never quite mean the resumption of early 2020 where we left it, is a bummer.

The end of 2021 brings us to the big fat reminder that nothing is constant, aside from change. There were parts of 2021 that gave us real hope. There were also parts that actually were more stress inducing than 2020. While 2021 clearly was an overall step in the right direction… our reemergence into society brought us face to face with each other again after a long time “in our own bubble”. For many of us, we actually missed our virtual settings and our 20 second commute to the dining room “office/table”. People missed the fact that we could literally turn our screen off if we didn’t want to deal with somebody in our face.

2021 brought us back into the “real world” kind of… sort of… but also having to straddle a new hybrid of 2019 life with 2020 life. The first time in known history human beings had “the best of both worlds” and “the worst of both worlds” simultaneously. Virtual life/ Real life as a new hybrid called normal.

There is no point for us to speculate on 2022… and that’s cool.

Thank you 2021 for offering hope… you weren’t the perfect transformation we had hoped you would be… but you were a reminder that there is never going to be a perfect transformation to our day or our life or our society. We have to make our way in an increasingly complex environment… and for those of us who made it to the end of 2021 and hopefully get to start out in 2022, you helped us sharpen our elbows and our focus to keep adjusting for whatever 2022 will bring.

Move over Nomar, there's finally a worthy Number 5 in Boston

Kiké Hernandez is the first Red Sox member to do number 5 justice since Nomar left (list the number 5’s)

First player in MLB history to record 12 hits in 4 games in a single postseason

13 hits in 6 games which is one more then David Ortiz’s record from 2004


Nomar wore 5 for nine seasons 1996-2004


In 2009 Rocco Baldelli wore it (RI’s own)

in 2012 Nick “shredder” Punto wore it — traded to LA, Sox won world series - BYE!

In 2013 & 14 Jonny Gomes aka Hacksaw Jony Gomes (plus Allen Craig)

Craig wore it in 2015 too

Tzu-Wei Lin wore it from 2017-19 but Ian Kinsler also wore it in 2018

Kevin Pillar in 2020


The Sox are the dancing on my own Red Sox. They’ve taken to the popular song “Dancing on My Own” first written at made popular by Robyn and then covered in 2016 by Calum Scott which Tiesto remixed in a club mix of his own.


Robyn released the original version in April of 2010 and the song has been famous for over a decade. As Vulture’s Justin Curto wrote recently, it’s one of the best “cry in the club anthems” of the 21st century. 


The idiots of 2004 

The beards of 2013 - but those were also the “This is our Effing City” Red Sox who dedicated their season to the city and the victims and survivors of the Boston Marathon Bombing

Do damage Red Sox of 2018 (best Sox record ever)


2021 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Schedule

Dallas Cowboys - no known ‘beef’ there - but could be an NFC playoff preview 

Falcons - 28-3 Baggage

Rams - Super Bowl 36 and 53 baggage

Patriots - All the baggage possible 

Dolphins - Brady terrorized the AFC east for 19 years 

Eagles - Super Bowl 39 and 52 “rubber match”

Bears - no known “beef”

Saints - Divison Rival 

WFT - No known “beef” 

Giants - Superbowl 42 & 46 Baggage

Colts - All kinds of Peyton Manning Era baggage 

Bills - Brady terrorized Buffalo the worst out of all AFC east teams for 19 years and Bills are no an SB contender

Panthers - Super Bowl 38 Baggage
Jets - Brady terrorized the Jets — though the Jets we somehow not as embarrassing against Brady as the Bills and Dolphins were vs Brady over 19 seasons 


Wolves beats Aston Villa. 3 goals on the last 10 mins

2021 Rock Hall of Fame Nominations - Rankings & Predictions Edition

2021 Rock Hall of Fame

First off go to vote.rockhall.com to Vote

Fan standings — When DEVO is getting more votes than Jay-Z — the fan vote stinks

Top 5 at the moment — Feb 21, 2021 — Fela Kuti, Tina Turner, Foo Fighters, Iron Maiden, Carole King

From 2017 Podcast —

LL Cool J did more for hip-hop then almost anybody else — he helped make it commercially viable. he pretty much invented the slow jam with “I need love”.


Going Back to Cali, Who do you love, "Doin’ it" and Mama Said Knock you out — murderer’s row of jams - plus Around the way girl, Headsprung, Hey lover, Phenomenon, Rock the Bells… my goodness he’s greatness in a can — and he’s been a TV star for like 20 years


Rage Against the Machine — too original, too politically relevant, too talented to be left out — invented a version Rap Hard-Rock and nobody really ever touched them


Tom Morello is a handsome Vin Diesel


So — really quickly — let’s go back to LL Cool J… everything I said in 2017 is still true BUT Jay-Z has taken Hip-Hop to another level… and he never really dropped off in terms of quality content for like 20 years


This is a good time to point out that there’s several bands/acts that are going to potentially cancel each other out (or become an either/or proposition)


Jay-Z vs. LL Cool J (HOVA!)


Overrated Punk / New Wave — DEVO vs. New York Dolls (NY Dolls, Man)


Dionne Warwick vs. Chaka Khan (too lose to call) — Also, Chaka sometimes gets nominated with Rufus. Give the nod to Dionne… But do yourself a favor and listen to “Like Sugar” by Chaka Khan it a SO DAMN FUEGO … WHEW!!! Bass-line is undeniable


Kate Bush vs. Carole King (gotta give it to Carole King— my over simplified reason — remakes of their songs … D’Angelo does a better job with This woman’s work than Kate Bush… Aretha Franklin did a better job than Carole King with “you make me feel like a natural women. When Aretha Franklin picks your song and makes it her own… you by extension are the winner...


Tina Turner vs. Mary J Blige — I can actually see both of these women getting in — But not this year… Tina takes it — Tina is also ALREADY A HALL OF FAMER from 1991 with Ike & Tina Turner. Let’s get her in there twice


Iron Maiden vs. The Go-Go’s — they are nothing alike — they both really don’t scream HALL OF FAMERS to me — not saying they’ll never get in. Not saying a don’t enjoy them both — but neither is in the top 5 or even top 10 of these nominations


Fela Kuti vs. Todd Rundgren — Fela is so damn unique. Todd gets nominated every year and never gets in — which means he’ll get the nod eventually — but not from me. Todd might have to start his own Hall of Fame for borderline HOF'ers


Rage Against the Machine vs. Foo Fighters — These two aren’t a lot a like either — i’m just out of comparisons. Both are great, both will get in at some point.


5 who should get in — Jay-Z, Tina Turner, Rage, Dionne Warwick, Fela Kuti (Meters award for a friend exposed me to them)


5 who will get in — NY Dolls, Carole King, Tina Turner, Iron Maiden, Foo Fighters


Grammy Count:

Tina Turner - 8 grammys, 25 nominations, 3 grammy HOF awards and a grammy life time achievement award.

Dionne Warwick - 5 grammy, 14 nominations, lifetime achievement award


Mary J - 9 Grammys, 31 nominations

Chaka Khan, 10 Grammys, 22 Nominations


Carole King - 4 Grammys, Nominations

Kate Bush - 3 nominations

Foo Fighters - 11 grammys, 27 nominations (Dave Grohl is a Hall of Famer)

Rage - 2 wins, 7 nominations

DEVO - 1 nomination

NY Dolls - 0

Super Bowl LV Food Ideas from Kitchen Quarantine & Man Cook Good

Pulled pork, homemade queso, pull some prop bets and talk about which Tom Brady stat is the most impressive

Synergies here with Brady’s first Super Bowl appearance against the Rams in Super Bowl 36. First the Bucs suffered their 5th loss of the season to the Chiefs and haven’t lost since. The same exact thing happened to Patriots in back in 2001… they lost their 5th game of season to Rams and then didn’t lose a game again.

The Patriots and the Buccaneers would then go on to face the Rams and Chiefs in the Super Bowl — The “Rams were the greatest show on turf” and the Chiefs are essentially the scariest offense we’ve seen in a long time.

Nice. Actually a good place for me to attempt to equate an Andy Reid /Eagles fans take into the mix

DOB. Help me w a half-baked theory here:

Last year when Andy Reid won SB with KC, Eagles fans were generally

1) happy for him

2) not happy for him

3) it’s wasn’t even a big enough deal to have an opinion on?

1) happy for him. Definitely. He was the best coach in our history to that point but ended poorly with a 3 win season and lots of bad signings, and replacing coaches who were hired away (promoting his offensive line coach to defensive coordinator???) his son also died of an OD while they were all in training camp at Lehigh in one of the last years. He was here for something like 14 seasons and had great success overall but it was one of those unique situations where both sides agreed it had run its course.

Nobody is upset with Andy Reid or the decision to fire him 8 years ago. There’s a contingent of zealots who are not able to root for a different team and think eagles fans who do are traitors- but there is no significant group of eagles fans actively rooting against him.

Also if KC wins ... Reid retires and Eric B gets HC job

NFL Playoff Team as COVID-19 Characters

NFL Playoff Teams as characters from COVID-19 (Past Pods were based on Game of Thrones Characters, Star Wars Characters and Always Sunny in Philadelphia Characters)

possibly our 5th annual? Definitely our 4th annual!

This is the widest choice spectrum in our 5 year history of this podcast — but, I still think we’ll pick 3 teams as the same thing from COVID-19

Zoom, Kobe Bryant (the only thing before COVID and a Harbinger of things to come), Unemployment/ Stimulus, Masks, Social Justice/BLM, Tok Tok/ Ocean Spray Guy on the skateboard, Election (Biden/Trump), Vaccine

Tiger King - Carol Baskin, Joe Exotic

The Last Dance

Karen’s Unhinged

Anthony Fauci

AFC: 1 Kansas City Chiefs (Bye), 2 Bills vs 7 Colts, 3 Steelers vs. 6 Browns, 4 Titans vs 5 Ravens

NFC: 1 Packers (Bye), 2 Saints vs 7 Bears, 3 Seahawks vs 6 Rams, 4 Wash Football Team vs 5 Buccaneers

NFC Teams

Packers are “the last Dance” — Rodgers “took it personally”

Saints — Roy Jones Junior from the 50+ Mike Tyson vs. Roy Jones exhibition. Shadow of their best days because they’ve taken so many haymakers over the years, that it’s bound to end badly again

Bears — Rudy Guiliani’s press conference live from the Four Season’s Landscaping — you think it’s a good thing the Bears are in the playoffs, but really it’s more of an embarrassment to all almost everybody involved

Seahawks are Carol Baskin (started COVID as a potential mastermind and murder) — by November has faded from the MVP of COVID times like Russell Wilson has faded in the MVP Race

Rams are “Murder Hornets” — They are Hugh Grant’s character from HBO’s “The Undoing” with our friend Nicole Kidman. As much as they tried to make Jonathan aka Hugh Grant not seem like the murder… it’s been pretty obvious that despite best efforts that the Rams are guilty of being a tier below a true title contender

Washington Football Team — are the $600 Stimulus checks — Alex Smith is a feel good story but it’s nowhere close to enough to make anything meaningful happen

Buccaneers - "Aliens are Real” - Brady at 43 on a different team is strange. After a day or two everybody said “meh” and then like 5 months later a retired and credible Israeli Govt Official reiterates that “no seriously Aliens are real”… and then Tom Brady and his team rip off six wins in a row, because he’s an alien and what do Aliens have (the best weapons). Ipso Facto: TB12 is an Alien

AFC Teams

KC Chiefs are Fortune 100 companies and Airline Industry — they’ve always got enough juice to get bailed out - and they’re gonna keep winning because they are the 1%

Bills are the Lt Governor of PA John Federman (sp?)— things were looking ugly and then they just came in to drop the hammer, save the day, and flip the script on the AFC and potentially the whole League

Colts (Mike Tyson from the Mike Tyson Fight) - Been years since we’ve taken him serious. We question why we continue to watch Philip Rivers but as things have marched on your eyes keep telling you — he’s kinda still got it. (Shoutout to Frank Reich the true genius behind the Eagles’ Super Bowl Title

Steelers — Joe Exotic — started out ON ABSOLUTE Fire and by the end it’s pretty clear that they aren’t who we thought they were and they are not coming out of this as the winner.

Browns — They are the convergence of Jupiter and Saturn — it’s the first time in 450 years since they made the playoffs, but we’re all happy to see them briefly

Ravens — Lance Armstrong Documentary — they will never apologize for who they are, despite being flawed. Not implying that they cheat… and honestly that part of Lance Armstrong isn’t applicable. But the Ravens if they play a perfect game on offense can easily win and it won’t even be close — like Lance back in the day

Titans — they are the NBA Bubble’s eastern conference number 5 seed, the Miami Heat… They literally have to “out tough you” to win. And they likely can hang around - unless their opponent plays at their absolute best

Wildcard Card Round Picks

Saints vs Bears (this game will be way too close for Saints but they’ll eek it out)

Seahawks vs Rams (could see either team winning close or Seahawks in a blowout — going with Seahawks Close

WFT vs Bucs — I think Bucs get it done

Bills vs Colts — The Bills seem like a touch too talented to get beat in round 1 — but Colts might make them earn it

Steelers vs Browns — division rivals could go either way — I’ll go Browns in the upset

Ravens vs Titans — rematch of last year. Last Year the Ravens were the Rocketship and the Titans found a way — I think the Ravens pay the favor back this time, but that means Lamar plays his first great playoff game. If he can’t do that — Titans take it

Who’s your final four, who’s going to Super Bowl 55 and who’s gonna win this thing?

With no fans in the stands in most of these stadium — this is the hardest season of trying to pick these games — plus 2 extra teams qualified for the first time.

I’ll go with Chiefs hosting Bills in AFC Title Game.

NFC Title game is going to have at least one lower seed I’ll try Packers hosting Seahawks - but only because I have zero faith in the Saints. (Rams, Bucs, Seahawks could all go on a real run).

Packers vs. Bills - Super Bowl

Packers to win it… but let’s make it clear — Packers, Bills, Chiefs, Ravens, Rams, Bucs, Seahawks could all win this thing — 7 of the 14 teams could get this thing done.

The New York Jets are going to be sold to Gary Vaynerchuk in 2021

The Jets are the first 2-13 “Nobody Believes in us" team which is why…
The Jets are going to be sold by the Johnson Family to a new ownership group headed up by Gary Vee

0-3 - coming off 2 straight blowouts. Played Denver tough, lost by 9 to go 0-4

Then lose by 20 to Cardinals, by 24 to Dolphins, by only 8 to the Bills, and then lose by 26 to the Chiefs to go 0-8.

Something snapped in the Jets and the very average NE Patriots needed a miracle to beat the Jets by a field goal. 0-9

Game 10 - a below average by exciting Chargers team beats the Jets by 6. now they’re 0-10 and in game 11 the Dolphins stomp them by 17, now they’re 0-11

Game 12 - Gregg Williams send the house on a blitz against the Raiders. Jets essentially lose on a Hail Mary. Williams Fired (Williams was the Mole).

Williams gets Fired — but Adam Gase is definitely gonna get fired, and the Johnson’s likely give Williams some type of golden parachute and/or a wink/nod on coming back as DC next year with new HC

Game 13 - Jets get stomped by the Seahawks 40-3

Now 0-13 — something snaps again. Like that scene in “Pulp Fiction” between Butch and Marcellus Wallace. “PRIDE STARTS MESSING WITH THEM”.

Week 14 - Jets blow their number pick, but the players and the coaches avoid going 0-16 and kind of screw up the Rams season in the process (Rams had just smoked the very average Patriots)

Week 15 — Jets already essentially doomed to get the number 2 pick even if they lose the rest of their games due to a strength of schedule technicality — Jets go out and beat the Cleveland Browns — which basically ends the Browns chances at winning the AFC North — cuz the Steelers came back to beat the Colts.

Now they’re 2-13 and face the very average Patriots (whole they almost beat earlier this season). Win on lose in Game 16- the Jets get the number 2 pick.

If the Johnson’s can’t have #1 Pick and Trevor Lawrence… then they don’t want to own the team for the next decade plus any way — and now they guarantee that if Gary Vee does get the team - he won’t have Trevor Lawrence, either

Historical Fan-Fiction; laced with an Outlandish Projection for the future — but, when it comes to the Jets, no matter how far flung the theories are… they’ll likely find a way to do something even more inexplicable.

But, what about this for fan-fiction? The Jets get sold to Gary Vee… the Jaguars and Lawrence never quite make a Super Bowl… and Gary Vee’s positive thinking and outside the box thinking helps to reset the culture. Sam Darnold turns into the real deal. Jets win a Super Bowl, now that the Johnson’s aren’t around to mishandle the fortunes of the franchise.

Kitchen Quarantine Part 14 - Take out and Delivery Rankings

Take out/delivery  rankings.

Types of food, what travels well, how you’ve modified ordering and how restaurants in our areas have started to adapt

Travels well. Most pizza. Indian food (aloo gobi, tikka masala, all of it) 

Ironic blue cheese traveled well... baked Buffalo twins travelled poorly 

Fake band name of the week - Liquids on the Side or Storm Trooper Fashion Show 

Fried or grilled Buffalo wings - way longer shelf life 

Sushi on foot yes. Sushi via car - dicey 

Breakfast (less than a 20 min walk is necessary- preferably under 10)

Chicken parm - boom

French fries - need to be quick 

Pizza - always good - but within 20 better 

Tacos. Yellow door taqueria in south end. The best - travels well

BBQ brisket sandwich travled great. 

Chicken nachos - 50% travel success rate

Mandalorian Chapter 14 was Fire

Grogu aka Baby Yoda gets abducted

The Razor Crest gets nuked

Boba Fett LIVES! 

The Undoing Series Finale comes undone on HBO

The Undoing - Series Finale

Pre-Season Finale Power Rankings

#1 Top prospect: Hugh Grant / Jonathan - painted as most guilty which means he might not be. Mother calls on Skype and basically describes him as a sociopath related to his younger sister getting hit by a car.

#4 Nicole Kidman’s Character - innocent or innocent like a fox?

#6 Henry - The Son of Nicole Kidman and Hugh Grant — found the hammer in his violin case, seems pretty obvious he knew - as he woke up staring at his mom.

#2 Top prospect: Husband of Elena - flimsy alibi

#3 Donald Sutherland - seems possible he knows much more than is being painted

#7 Other Dudes? Seems random

#5 The Principal Theory — hell of a call — not even “red herring” territory in the lead up

#8 Elena’s Son? There’s a hot take - Miguel Alves

Dream a little Dream of Me as a theme song is terrible in general - and definitely not great for a murder mystery series

Wow - the hammer in the dish washer routine ???

Hugh Grant throwing his son under the bus as a suspect - this is gonna be an interesting hour

Donald Sutherland - wants this thing over - i think he’s got motive

Are they ever gonna address Nicole Kidman’s “quasi clairvoyance”?

The Tuxedo - took it to the dry cleaners on the way to Lake George — DA had that wry smile like she had the ace up her sleeve

Hailey the Defense attorney calls Miguel to the stand!?!?!

Miguel told his teachers - that he was scared when his parents argued

Donald Sutherland’s eyebrows are a character unto themselves

Grace Fraser (Kidman) takin the stand - seems like an invitation for a turning point

The 911 call — on the cross examination — not a good look.

Is Grace trying to get her husband on the hook? What was her lawyer friend’s role in this?

An interesting - “bait & switch” - since he probably did this, that’s a good thing for “justice” but - they let Grace essentially perjure herself as the big reveal?

I wanted more twists and turns than a narcissist saying “I didn’t do it” in a believable way.

Road Trip! Instead of going to court. There’s a twist I wanted! OK! But there’s 3 minutes left guys

Do they usually let the civilians ride in the helicopter?

Do they owe the bail bondsman $8million now cuz Jonathan fled?

Kamala Harris makes history as Vice President -Elect

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have won the Presidency and Vice Presidency

First off, let’s acknowledge that Kamala Harris’ achievement as Vice President Elect is historic. First Woman to hold that office. First Black Woman (and Person) to hold that office. First Asian American to to hold that office.

The immediate thought on this is how much hope and empowerment her achievement will give to young people (and really all people) about how much they can accomplish in their own lives.

And her election as VP - on the heels of an administration that was active seeking to take opportunities away from people — that makes this historic moment all the more impactful.

Joe Biden — BOOM! Guy was VP for 8 years. Guy was a Senator for decades. He’ll embrace science and scientists and he’ll begin to restore the way the rest of planet Earth views America. We don’t have to worry about him becoming a dictator.

Trump is not going to go quietly (Not a shock) — will he even show up to inauguration?

Trump may try to pull a Grover Cleveland and run for president again

Turns out Mail in voting during a Pandemic was a pretty powerful tool

What was Nevada and Arizona’s deal with slow counting of the votes?

Ohio took an L for first time ever in a Presidential Election

Very interested to see the type of platform the VP role that they’ll create with Harris.



Christmas List for the New England Patriots

The 2-5 Patriots would be 4-3 at best if they still had Brady -- so who cares, moving on was still the right decision for Tom and for the New England.

Bill is still rolling the dice that this season might not finish or that other teams will get caught with bad health luck and they could be in the mix at 8-8 or 9-7 for that 7 seed

Bill chould pull a FULL TANK and lose 9 more in a row, including 2 to the Jets — just to troll them in the most inexplicable way possible

Christmas List, what Christmas List? JJ from ManCookGood says “keep Cam for 2 years 40 million and see what happens”… don’t hate it!

Arsenal and Hoffenheim take a shot a creating some "late match theatrics

Carabao Cup Leeds tied Hull in 93rd minute - game went to PK’s and ended 9-8

B36 Torshavn scored in 120th minute against The New Saints of Wales in European qualifying  - game went to PKs - think torshavn won again. 

Stoke City beat Wolves in the 86th minute of a Carabao Cup match

FC Steaua Bucharest tied a team 6-6 in Europa League Qualifying and won in penalty kicks

This stuff is everywhere - big games, big stakes, and little clubs with big dreams 

Arsenal 2-1 over West ham in 85th minute 

Köln 2 - 3 Hoffenheim // goal each 86th and 92nd minute

Luton town beat Derby in 87th minute 

Peterborough beat Fleetwood town 2-1 scoring both goals after the 90th minute 

PSV 2-1 over FC Emmen - both teams scored in 83rd and post 90th to make the result 

Nations League Podast - Faroe Islands stun Malta

Nations League: Faroe Island vs Malta

18 islands - over 300km north of Scotland  2:1 Sheep to Person ratio

Malta ranked 45th out of 55 in Europe // Faroe Islands ranked 53rd out of 55.

It rains almost every day in the Faroe Islands - so they plan on Field Turf like substance instead of grass. Used to play on gravel 

Places listening France, US, UK, Spain, Australia, Mexico, Belgium and Canada 

Torshavn - Tour-Shawn

Three different Faroe Island player scored — each of their last names is Olsen

Kitchen Quarantine - Podcast - Part 13

Part 13 

Back to Work cooking tips and preparation hacks 

What’s the number one trend in business casual lunch? 

Grain bowls, why?

Mix of flavors, textures, cooked/raw

Make your own/go as big as you want 

Mix and match

Grain

Protein

Vegetable

Then....

Cooked veggies

Dressing

Raw?

Green/herby

Crunchy

Pickled/acidic 

Kale / chard better than lettuce for overnight

Rotisserie chicken

Canned tuna

Ceviche ish fish/shrimp

Leftovers

Salmon, low temp roast /grill holds up better next day

Saucy leftover tofu (miso and rice vinegar??)

Beans

7 minute eggs

Roast sweet potatoes

Roast squash

Roast asparagus

Roast zucchini / squash

Lunch recipe

Can garbanzo

Can tuna

Mayo/mustard or oil/vinegar/citrus/sp 

Onion/shallot

Bell pepper

Carrot

Any veggie

Nuts

Apple/pear

Lunch recipe 2

Kale Caesar salad 

Oil, Dijon, garlic, lemon juice, vinegar, sp 

Toss kale and shredded rotisserie chicken in dressing, pack in leftover yogurt container or large deli container. Piece of buttered toast chopped up on top. 

Breakfast recipe

Overnight oats

Countless variations 

Yogurt

Berries/fruit/bananas/peanut butter/tahini 

Oats

Flax

Cinnamon

Baked eggs

Scramble eggs

Grease muffin tins

Fill 3/4 way up with eggs and mixture

350 15-20 minutes

Eat cold or reheat 

Onions

Bacon

Spinach

Tomato

Mozzarella

Ham

Cheddar

Onions

Mushrooms

Garlic 

Spinach

Segue to meal prepping tips for next KQ