The New York Jets are going to be sold to Gary Vaynerchuk in 2021

The Jets are the first 2-13 “Nobody Believes in us" team which is why…
The Jets are going to be sold by the Johnson Family to a new ownership group headed up by Gary Vee

0-3 - coming off 2 straight blowouts. Played Denver tough, lost by 9 to go 0-4

Then lose by 20 to Cardinals, by 24 to Dolphins, by only 8 to the Bills, and then lose by 26 to the Chiefs to go 0-8.

Something snapped in the Jets and the very average NE Patriots needed a miracle to beat the Jets by a field goal. 0-9

Game 10 - a below average by exciting Chargers team beats the Jets by 6. now they’re 0-10 and in game 11 the Dolphins stomp them by 17, now they’re 0-11

Game 12 - Gregg Williams send the house on a blitz against the Raiders. Jets essentially lose on a Hail Mary. Williams Fired (Williams was the Mole).

Williams gets Fired — but Adam Gase is definitely gonna get fired, and the Johnson’s likely give Williams some type of golden parachute and/or a wink/nod on coming back as DC next year with new HC

Game 13 - Jets get stomped by the Seahawks 40-3

Now 0-13 — something snaps again. Like that scene in “Pulp Fiction” between Butch and Marcellus Wallace. “PRIDE STARTS MESSING WITH THEM”.

Week 14 - Jets blow their number pick, but the players and the coaches avoid going 0-16 and kind of screw up the Rams season in the process (Rams had just smoked the very average Patriots)

Week 15 — Jets already essentially doomed to get the number 2 pick even if they lose the rest of their games due to a strength of schedule technicality — Jets go out and beat the Cleveland Browns — which basically ends the Browns chances at winning the AFC North — cuz the Steelers came back to beat the Colts.

Now they’re 2-13 and face the very average Patriots (whole they almost beat earlier this season). Win on lose in Game 16- the Jets get the number 2 pick.

If the Johnson’s can’t have #1 Pick and Trevor Lawrence… then they don’t want to own the team for the next decade plus any way — and now they guarantee that if Gary Vee does get the team - he won’t have Trevor Lawrence, either

Historical Fan-Fiction; laced with an Outlandish Projection for the future — but, when it comes to the Jets, no matter how far flung the theories are… they’ll likely find a way to do something even more inexplicable.

But, what about this for fan-fiction? The Jets get sold to Gary Vee… the Jaguars and Lawrence never quite make a Super Bowl… and Gary Vee’s positive thinking and outside the box thinking helps to reset the culture. Sam Darnold turns into the real deal. Jets win a Super Bowl, now that the Johnson’s aren’t around to mishandle the fortunes of the franchise.

2016 NFL Playoff Teams as Star Wars Characters

NFL Playoff Teams as Star Wars Characters

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Patriots - Boba Fett — Here to do there job. Not noble, unscrupulous, unapologetic, they’ll sell out whomever they must, in order to claim their bounty. Not good guys, not bad guys, just effective. Not perfect, not the most talented but they will throw the kitchen sink at you.

Cowboys — The Death Star from Return of the Jedi. Deadly when operational — but less fortified than it’d predecessor. The 1990’s cowboys were like the original death star - the only weakness of that team was the vanity of Jerry Jones and the after Jimmy Johnson’s departure, the weakness was Barry Switzer.

This team looks a lot like those teams — but they aren’t as dominant — and the Giants seem to be their Kryptonite — I foresee a “moon of Endor” like siege on them —  and the Ewoks might just be the Giants

Chiefs — Mace Windu (Samuel L Jackson Character) - Mainly because Windu is the only character to have a purple lightsaber and Tyreek Hill is the Purple Lightsaber of the NFL this season - one of a kind. Ultimately, Mace Windu’s demise comes sooner than we’d have thought, and this could be the same for the Chiefs. But, if with that purple lightsaber, these guys have a shot to go all the way.

Falcons - Jyn Erso from Rogue One — talented and calm under pressure at fortunate to this point — but may run out of chances - because the odds aren’t in their favor and their past doesn’t line up well with getting out alive. I do think they can do some damage - Hot take alert — I think the Falcons have the best chance to beat the NY Giants if they somehow end up playing each other.

Steelers— Darth Maul (of the Phantom menace): Remember the double light saber? Remember his expert training in the martial art ofTeras Kasi. It took both Qui-GonGinn and Obi-won to kill him — and when you combine the X factor of Big Ben, and the double edged sword of La’Veon Bell and Antonio Brown — you’ve got the most formidable offense force in the galaxy. In addition- the Steelers tend to be stubborn, set in theirgame plan ways and prone to taking chances — which means when things aren’t going to plan, they are vulnerable. 

Seahawks — Lando Calrissian — Lando has the ability to save the day and the ability to double cross his friends. Lot of parallels with the seahawks. They have Swag, they have talent, they’re not afraid to talk a little trash and like Lando - they’ve got a track record of success in big situations. But, sometimes they aren’t simpatico and when they aren’t their “magic” is gone.

Texans— Jar Jar Binks — between the fact the the injured JJ Watt is more “america’s sweet heart” and Papa John’s pitchman than Defensive menace these days, and the fact that Brock Osweiler is a long, lanky, occasionally goofy player, who keeps getting changes to play a role - inexplicably(in the vain of Jar Jar) I think these team is Jar Jar. Not saying they can’t surprise a team or two — just like Jar Jar BUT — i’d be shocked

Packers - Han Solo — flying by the seat of their pants. Getting it done with smoke & mirrors. Making outlandish claims and finding a way to back it up. Improvising. Aaron Rodgers and Han Solo are similar dudes and by extension the Packers offense is always a dangerous threat and always a candidate to self-destruct — especially away from home

Raiders — Rey (Daisy Ridley’s character): Even before Derek Carr got hurt — I felt like these guys were a “year away” - like Rey there’s a chance these guys could be the “future” of the league but it will be a hard battle, and now with Carr injured, these guys are going to have to work even harder to hope that their fate mirrors what we all believe Rey’s will be.

Giants - The Ewoks — I hate the giants - so much. And the little boy and me loves the Ewoks, so this is a hard sell to make. But, here it goes. The Ewoks have no business going toe to toe with the Empire. But somehow, they stuck to what they were good at, were willing to sacrifice themselves for the cause and got just lucky enough in catching their opponents off guard to prevail. The Ewoks win ugly with a limited offense and solid defense, so might the Giants. They’ve done it before.

Dolphins — Finn from the Force Awakens — IN OVER THEIR HEADS - BUT AWESOME to see them at the party - Could be interesting.

Lions — Empire Strikes Back Luke Skywalker or Phantom Menace Obi-Won or attack of the Clones Anakin Skywalker = Gun Slinger QB, all the talent in the world, not ready for the big time, and it’ll show.