Wine, Wall & Dragons Season 8 Episode 4
Places listening Kenya, Egypt, Kuwait, UK, Canada, Saudi Arabia, Spain and Italy
Boston Slam question for Dan: Would you relish the opportunity for the 76ers to be the ones to beat the Celtics, to snuff out the bid for a Boston Slam, or are you content to have the Milwaukee Bucks finish the the job?
Pre show question: How do they follow up the death of the Night King with their fourth episode?
Opening Scene - Jorah’s dead body - Dany kisses him on the forehead - Sansa is grieving over Theon’s body — he’s been freshly shaved… interesting flex by the show on that one.
Sansa gives Theon a stark pendant to be burned with on the funeral pyres.
There are like 100 pyres stacked full of the dead.
GHOST IS BACK, again! Obviously. Jon Snow speech “they were the shields that guarded the lives of men, and we will never see their like again”.
The stench of all those bodies is going to be smelled all the way to King’s Landing
A large post funeral feast in Winterfell grand hall. Gendry and the Hound a little verbal sparring.
Dany calls Gendry out for being Robert Barrathoen’s son. She makes Gendry the “Lord of Storm’s End”. Davos’ seconds the notion. HUZZZAH!!!! To Lord Gendry.
Are Jamie and Brienne of Tarth gonna get together?
Davos and Tyrion talking about the Red Woman and the Lord of Light. They pay a little fan service to the Lord of Light angle fizzling with the unknown goals of the now dead Night King.
Tyrion and Bran - another fireside chart. “You shouldn’t envy me, mostly I live in the past.”
Tormund starts another round fo Toasts. Says vomiting is celebrating. Only unhappy person is Sansa, it seems.
Dany, Jon, Varys, ominous music. Tyrion laughing with Jamie. Dany feels alone AF. Heel turn ground work being laid???
Tyrion calls Brienne out for being a virgin?
Sansa and the hound have a convo. He foreshadows Clegane Bowl.
Gendry looking everywhere for Arya — she shoots an arrow at him. And Gendry just proposed to Arya — be the lady of Storm’s End?!?!?! HMMM?
Arya says she’s not a lady- never have been, that’s not me.
Jamie and Brienne - whoa buddy!!?!?!?! “I’ve never slept with a Knight before”.
Here’s the Dany and Jon talk - Dany says she loves Jon, is that alight. HBO leaning into this incestuous relationship - but then Jon stops, and Dany has the convo. She’s trying to blackmail him. She wants to go backwards in time to “ignorance is bliss”.
“You are my queen, nothing will change that. They are my family, we can live together.” — “We can, i’ve just told you how”, Dany says.
Next morning - the battle plans — sounds like the odds / numbers are even.
Varys tells us that Yara Greyjoy has taken back the Iron Islands and the “new prince of Dorne” have pledged allegiance.
Sansa and Dany are going at it — this is tough stuff. Jamie is staying at Winterfell.
Bran - ‘it’s your choice” to Jon about his true identity. Arya and Sansa now know Jon is their cousin.
Bronn shows up with the Cross Bow. Tyrion offers him High Garden instead of Cersei’s offer of Riverrun.
The Hound and Arya chatting - they both have unfinished business in king’s landing. They both don’t plan on coming back.
Sansa asks Tyrion, “why her?”
The men in the family don’t do well in the capital.
Sansa is about to tell Tyrion about Jon’s identity.
Tormund is going to head back to the north. And Jon gives Ghost to Tormund. This is farewell then? You never, know. You’ve got the north in you, the real north.
Gilly is pregnant with Sam’s baby. Sam is staying at Winterfell. Sam, “you’re the best friend I ever had.”
Jon leaving Ghost behind — eek — bad sign dude.
Greyworm and Messandre
Varys now knows the secret as well. Says if 8 people know, everyone knows. If we marry them, they could rule together.
Vayrs worries about “her state of mind”.
WHOA!!!! Rhagal is DEAD - Shot by scorpions on Euron’s ship.
Dany is Pissssed- She can’t take Euron on he’s got catapults for days.
She’s out of the fight. Tyrion jumps overboard - gets hit in the he’d with a mast. He lives, Varys lives. Grey worm lives. Messande is missing.
Cersie is passing off Jamie’s baby as Euron’s.
Lot of foreshadowing - and They have Messandre as a hostage.
Varys is trying to speak reason to Dany. Dany is not in the mood for reasoning. “they should know whom to blame when the sky falls down upon them.”
Thoughts aren’t treason.
Varys, “each of us has a choice to make.” I pray we choose wisely.
Jamie gets the news about Euron’s victory at sea. He’s gonna make his way South. Brienne begs him to stay. Jamie makes a strange “heel turn”, saying Cersei is hateful and so is he.
Cyburn comes out of the castle - big standoff between he and Tyrion coming up. At the gates of King’s Landing.
Tyrion blows of Kyburn - going to appeal to Cersi directly.
He’s really dumb - Messandre says “Dracarus” which means BURN/FIRE/AHSES in Valaryian.
Mountain cuts off her head. This is going to be a bloodbath