Southern Charm season 6 - Episodes 7-12 Breakdown and analysis

Southern Charm season 6

Episodes 7 -12 analysis and recap

They are pushing Eliza so hard, they gave Don her boyfriend who is 14 years older than her a job.

We kind of miss JD

We’re concerned that Naomi is being held captive by Metul

Episode 7

The boys go to Nashville

Episode 8

Cam’s 35th birthday

Craig flipped on Austen for listening to Chelsea about fixing his life and going home from bar at 11.

Cam gets wasted - Chelsea is pretty hammed and ate cake with a knife

Shep talks Cam into going to Colorado for at weekend trip

Cam is on love with Matul (sp?)

Shep gets a dog called lil Craig - Real Craig loves it

Eliza’s boyfriend is 14 years older than her

Craig slamming fire ball from the bottle

Craig still thinks he’s one of the best things to ever happen to Noemi — how is he this delusional?

Episode 9

Ashley returns to Southern Charm! PWA PWA PWA! - Chelsea’s face in the promo

Eliza works at Meeting Street Inn - our her family runs it? Darrah did you stay there for your anniversary.

She’s having a skeet shooting party cuz the fox hunt is cancelled - first world problems.

Barre clsss with Austen and the ladies. Kathryn Dennis is super flexible … Austen is NOT (which i can relate to)

Ashley’s voice is terrible - anyway she’s invited to Eliza’s part

Shep and Cameran trying to Noemi to come to Colorado.

Whitney and Michael and Austen are chilling at Patricia’s house - Austen calls Craig an Irish Wish when they speak about Banshee’s and Craigs response is… I’m Dutch. Nice one Craiger

Craig and Noemi have the talk for like the 5th time.

Ashley shows up - Shep has awkward exchange while - Craig just ices her and keeps walking and talked to the BBQ people “I’m just gonna act like i’m talking to you guys.”

Ashley kisses Danni on the cheek. Tells some random lady Madison to “shut her mouth” within 5 mins and gets into a fight with Whitney.

Eliza invites the lady over and then just watches the car crash.

Cam “why’d you tweet two weeks ago that we’re all losers?” - As Ashley walks over to say hi.

Ashley is living in Charleston still? Why?

Episode 10 - Rocky Mountain trip (Part 1)

Shep bought 3.5 acres of land - and Cam is like NOPE - bad piece of land

Cam invited Madison

Metul (Sp?) and Noemi (sp?) wear the same outfit to breakfast - but unintentionally. I think he’s kind of a doucher

Jerry (craig’s buddy) shows up - tried to help him “Scale his pillow biz”

Whitney and Kathryn get lunch and talk about their “rendezvous” - why won’t Whitney admit that anything happened?

Austen’s parents meet him for dinner - THC laced dinner plans in Colorado?

Craig and Whitney get into it over Kathryn. Whitney calls him crazy.

Shep says “he smelled his D” — line of the year - Shep’s dating show needed to be set in Colorado

Episode 11 in Colorado (Rocky Mountain Part 2)

Kathryn’s Red Ski suit

Craig airport temper tantrum.

Madison and Shep eat gummies and talk out their differences.

Shep and Whitney are huffing O2 tanks of “boost” - nice product placement, until Shep calls it a scam to the waiter

Don can’t turn or stop on the bunny slope and just “PLOPS” to the left to avoid the fence

Craig, Austen and Madison are on a different ski trip

Shep and Austen get stone AF - i kind of like Shep better when he’s a little blazed up

Ashely and Naomi get Rose together? WTF was that about

Ashley still thinks she can apologize to Kathryn - and the scene of her asking Naomi about that is really uncomfortable. Ashley lacks Emotional Intelligence and Awareness almost completely.

The “Infused” dinner “butter, salad dressing, etc” - Shep “It tastes like Victory”

"Smart resume" feature on fast forward of DVR by Xfinity is genius

Do we think all of Craig and Whitney’s spats are completely fake? They’re always chilling together and then in groups Craig yells at him.

Cameran says “my mojo is retired” — well then maybe it’s time to stop being on the show.

Kathryn - telling Austen his weed party is rude — passive aggressive behavior at its best.

The flashback to What What Happens live of whitney talking calling Kathryn a sociopath — hasn’t aged well.

Craig shames Whitney into an awkward conversation with Kathryn.

Craig loves to blame and shame his male friends a lot.

Episode 12 - Colorado hot springs

Austen and Madison talk - she’s a single mom? Did we already know that? Yeah Austen can’t handle that, and she deserves better

Flipped between a fascinating episode of NOVA on PBS and this ep of SC - so i may miss some stuff

Shep, Craig and Madison chat about Austen. Shep’s accused of giving Danni an STI? In front of Danni - Danni = not happy about that

Madison yells at Danni for smoking menthols. Craig is on couch filming all of it.

Cam takes Palmer to the aquarium - and is now magically happy to be a mom? which is great - but also kinda cliche methinks

Kathryn and Madison are like buddies.

Austen and Shep have their annual season head to head

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Southern Charm season 6

Places listening UK, Norway, Australia, Saudi Arabia, India, Indonesia, Germany, Japan

Episodes 4-6 of Southern Charm Season 6

Episode 4

Craig watches “Frozen" when he’s sad

Chelsea cutting Shep’s hair and they talk about Austen and Madison’s blow up.

Cameran - “i am really drowning in being home alone with my child”.

No one can find Kathryn before the tree house party.

Kathryn texts boyfriend and Danni calls. Look on Pinterest if you want to know what to wear.

$126K Rolls Royce Ghost

Eliza - filming by herself with her family WHY??? Love that they’re trying to force her “brand on the viewers”.

Oh she almost got on a plane that crashed — didn’t see this wrinkle coming to her story.

Whitney kept his glasses on = line of the season thus far?

Wadmalaw Island, SC home of the tree house stuff - Really nice treehouses - not exactly roughing it.

Cameran “Speak for yourself sister, i’m getting tanked.” promptly brings bottle of champagne in the car. So she’s owning it.

Deep Water Vineyard - they grow muscadine grapes only at this vineyard.

Whitney and Shep at coffee. his dog, Smoochie isn’t doing well.

Do we think that the show is making Danni start stuff with Kathryn on purpose, or do we think she actual cares about her being MIA all week.

They are over the muscadine wine.

Food looks good at the tree house

Episode 5 - Tree house mansion girls trip part 2. Kathryn and Danni get into a beef on kathryn being kathryn.

To me this is Danni saying - 1) well they need someone to beef with Kathryn. 2) She won’t beef with the new random thirsty b’s 3) Danni can solidify her own status on show and celebrity by beefing with one of her friends over something pretty frivolous.

Craig’s pillow making party - and he’s wearing eyeliner — which is cool, but it’s quite a new look to spring on folks at your party… which turned into a free labor event.

Episode 6 - Boys trip — these guys are just no longer likable. Especially when they are in a group.

More deep dives into Eliza (not sure if it was Ep 5 or 6). Here’s my hot take — they are going to make Southern Charm a lot more about Eliza in season 7… they need to retire more of these folks… they aren’t getting any more interesting… so they’ve got to give us someone who can get us in a new group of Charleston friends/frenemies/ thirty peeps.

Kathryn’s Senator Boy Friend “Joe” shows up.

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Southern Charm season 6 

Places listening The Philippines, Spain, UK, Australia, Pakistan, Canada, Brunei Darussalam, Finland & South Africa 

My biggest issue is that I can’t fast forward on demand 

Episode 1

People love Craig now - he has a personal assistant for essentially being Craig - he also found his “groove by going to the Bahamas” 

People don’t like Shep anymore - why? 

Kathryn and Whitney are a thing again

Eliza? who cares?

Austen stinks/ Madison stinks

Chelsea is a super star

Naomi is a thirsty B - it’s confirmed 

Speaking of thirsty people - Why is Ashley coming back 

Episode 2 

Cameron and Eliza get pedicures — Eliza is the most annoying i know. Cam tries to talk sense into Eliza - it goes poorly. She’s tone deaf and I dislike her.

Limhouse is her last name - she calls herself “Charleston Royalty” - but then her Dad had an affair and now she’s not invited to anything anymore - so you’re not royalty if you’re not allowed to “debut” at a Debutant ball.

Kathryn moves into a $6,600 a month rental home “south of broad” charleston. Bravo is paying for this correct? 

So Austen and Kathryn talk about Madison 

Craig "I just need someone to nag me that’s not my girlfriend”

I hate the Naomie has Gizmo — that’s my biggest problem with her.   

Shep and Danni have lunch - they talk about Madison and Austen - to get that viral video from last season’s fiasco back on tv.

Danni is dating a guys named Gentry. 

I continue to be blown away by the commercials I’m exposed to when watching this 1 bravo show - Delta Shower head - dude w/ being dancing in the shower.

Chelsea’s interior designer Kim comes by - and Chelsea fixed her own house. "I’ve finally found a man, he drives a truck, he likes to hunt, he likes to dip, and i think that’s sexy” - people who find dipping attractive is mind blowing!!!!

Cam and Naomie and Danni on a roof top bar — we all need to go there next time we’re in Charleston. 

Ashley got “Nurse of the year” award - guys she’s the worst - how can she get an award, after we’ve all seen her true colors on Season 5. 

Scott from Island Coastal Lager — makes Austen “miffed” — but then he admits that he couldn’t afford to be a brewer so put it on the back burner — he’s weak

Hammer & Nail - Red Neck Drinking game / Dizzy Bat 

Flash back to Kathryn & Thomas in Season 1 after the Whitney and Kathryn hooked up convo — Thomas was really handsome back then. 5 /6 years of partying really took it’s toll on Thomas physically  

Elvis Sighting on Chelsea’s dock — Shep reaches into a crab trap - also he has all the worst Hats

Episode 3 

Chelsea’s dad throwing some shade on Nick the Sailor’s absentee boyfriend-status - Chelsea seems to embrace the long distance relationship. 

Chelsea’s dad calls Austen a house cat. 

Cameron and her mom talk about her drinking —Cameron looks at work at a reprieve from being a mom. She doesn’t like the isolation. 

But then she does a “if something ever happened to Palmer?” - Is Cameron a mental case or what? 

Sherwin- Willams commercial that they are designing Kathryn’s living room - now it makes sense — her place is essentially being paid for by the show. which is totes cool btw - but let’s not pretend that she’s “throwing her money away on rent” - she’s making money for the show on this deal.  

Of course Craig is on the floral landscaping trip w/ Chelsea

Kathryn bought a Rolls Royce - and she’s dating a senator who’s a democrat. and he’s disgraced and there’s a lot of drama around him. So dang.

Kathryn is planning a girls trip to some tree house place - to cope w/ all of thomas’ legal issues. 

Sounds like Madison DM’d Danni’s boyfriend Gentry — YIKES! Shep’s line “Brother you are getting cuckolded” - Double Yikes. 

At this point the original cast basically just talk dirt about other folks to keep stuff interesting. Austen and Madison talking on film - whack-ness personified 

Will Smith as Aladdin commercial comes on — Darrah you have kids… you going to see this one? 

So NICO restaurant is in Mount Pleasant? Interesting — they’ve invited a bunch of Charleston influencers. 

Chelsea hasn’t heard from Nick in 6 days — this keep’s coming up. Are they still together in the present day? 

How about Metul getting Cameron all “a flutter”?!?!?! 

The Seafood Towers at Nico — okay i’m in - i love me a seafood tower 

Do we think the Madison reaching out to Gentry is made up for “TV Show Drama”?

Shep and Craig couldn’t be a worse duo to break bad news to somebody - two guys with very little Moxie for this type of straightforward conversation. 

How about the “Misslle shot” - red bull with a shot... shot gunning the concoction. 

Drunk phone break up - with Craig and Shep egging you on — what could possibly go wrong?

Is Austen crying — Craig, “I’m glad we have each other.” 

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BravoTv.com posted this teaser called “Naomie Olindo calls out J.D. Madison

First of all — now Naomie has a last name, and she also seems to have a new nose. 

Austen, Naomie, JD and Chelsea are likely all going to need big seasons? Which one delivers the goods.

Whitney’s face during this dinner scene is Priceless — he’s like all of us — but there in person and a producer. 

Chelsea calls him a con artist - which, i mean, there’s a strong case for if you follow some of his business exploits

Do we believe that the women in question are 20 years old? or even like 23 and under? JD is like 45? Charleston is a pretty small town?

What’s crazy is JD has had nothing to lose and been able to ride coattails for 3 years — but now they’re out of material and they’re turning the tables on him

JD’s line to close the scene, "Are you all upset with me or something?"

Is the JD getting blasted by the cast Dinner Scene teaser going to be at the very end of the season, the beginning of the season, or will it be a small blip on the radar of a season so explosive, they could waste that teaser and still leave plenty of meat on the bone? 

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Episode 8 - TRAV giving a tour of Charleston with his daughter 

Craig and Naomi go to couples counseling

What’s up with this Austen / Landon “drinking deal” ? 

How about TRAV’s father - interesting dude

Zsa Zsa Mossbacker (Sp?) - Patricia’s friend from NYC - and they’re indian trip - and their Custom Kahftan Line

Kathryn getting her hair cut by Chelsea — interesting man, very interesting. They will do anything to get somebody to get Kathryn someone to film with. What to we think about Kathryn’s apology note. 

Love how JD always films with a Gentry Bourbon fleece on. Marketing mastermind. 

Indian Dinner Party - Cam brings it in the Sari. Whitney camo lining of his suit. 

Fortune Teller - Predicts that cameran will have a baby by the end of 2017 - YIKES

Here are my notes: She also predicts that Craig is going to be a lawyer - and she says that they’re “Soul mates” — let’s see how this goes // She also says Craig and Naomi are gonna make it

The Kathryn question gets everyone pissed - that escalated quickly  - feels like she’s as toxic as possible with this group

Episode 9: Cameran is Pregnant Whitney and Cameran have lunch with Kathryn, Craig and Shep. TRAV and Landan’s Dinner with the woman tell them they’re soulmates

Episode 10: Saint’s bday party - Patricia has a Bentley and she’s spitting fire on Kathryn being a guest. Awkward convo between K & TRAV. Ok is Saint ok? Danny has been nowhere this season - JD is there, Jennifer is there and Kathryn blows off meeting her kid. Pat basically irish goodbyes the bday party.

Jennifer sells Landon on TRAV at lunch

Bourbon Sour - Michael is killing it - he needs to start a bartender’s book /// Eat Drink & Remarry - Pat’s mantra

Crabbin’ trip with Austen and Chelsea

Landon and Thomas “go for a walk” and have a chat

Shep's frat party house — sleeping til 1pm — really just a guy w too much time on his hands

Is Gizmo paid? They always write Gizmo’s name

Episode 11: Kathryn’s photo shoot with Kenzie, Shep’s deal with Chelsea — Really tough to see Kenzie not want to leave Kathryn

Craig & Naomi’s fighting, counseling, drama — where do you all stand? Craig is wrong and I don’t blame Naomi. But she needs to just walk away. Also — 16 hour days at Business School - still calling BS on that one. 

JD and Thomas eating french fries and drinking Gentry and Coke

Cam & Chelsea help Kathryn get clothes picked out

Landon’s DAD hates “Roam and is super annoyed by her in my opinion” — but then he proposes that she make a couple of hundred thousand on the commission of a plot of land he’s developing -I’ll take that gig

Shep is reading a Lee Child book - about Jack Reacher - which is a character that Tom cruise plays — of course he’s reading that

Why does Cam try so hard to get Shep a lady? What makes them such great friends? Also the past 2 Eps have been all about laying the ground work for Shep’s Dating/Bachelor show.

How do we feel about the Whole Chelsea / Shep thing? 

Where do we see it going with Austen and Chelsea // he seems to overreact in her opinion a little (based on Ep 12 previews)

Where do we see Austen and Shep beef going? 

Also who’s this “Beau guy” at the Bro’s night? - Beau is on team “get Beau on TV” 

Craig loves when people have beef with Shep

Kathryn - i’m not a J Crew Bitch - best line of the year 

KEY WEST Episode(s) - are going to be ALL TIMERS based on the previews. 

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Whitney’s Billy Idol “duster” jacket - Calls TRAV the Hugh Hefner of Charleston

Whitney is like a very puffy Roger Federer — and he’s apparently single again (any intel of that). TRAV wants Whitney to “close deals on site” - yikes.

Kathryn Dennis (at Danni’s house) - Danni will shoot with her — someone needs to. Her interview look (solo) is always smoke show city

Kathryn’s eye lashes are “Revlon Approved” long as F

Cameron - living my truth and that truth is an empty womb

Do we know who is Jennifer’s baby’s father is??? 

Landon - has an intern named Emma, and her sister Bam— woking on her travel app “Roam” or Rome

Love Craig’s brooks brothers polo for batting practice — Shep confronts Craig about the bar. Craig tries to “flip it on him” and call out Shep. Shep says Cameron and Whitney have all moved to a different text thread — you know cuz that’s the height of friendship in 2017

Cameron sits down with Chelsea — Cameron calls her the female version of Shep (except she’s not a whore) - great line.

Whitney meets Austin - Chelsea comes up. Also Landon’s bad attitude - i don’t hang with millionaires I hang with Billionaires. She dressed down some App guys

Gizmo the cat and Craig and Naomi - talk about the Shep batting cage moment. Craig is defensive. Naomi wants Craig to lock it up and get his law degree.

TRAV’s French really is subpar - he’s  fan of Landon though

TRAV quote from Landon’s app party “ I don’t want to meet any guys” 

Craig’s shirt is unreal - so is “Daisy” Whitney’s lady friend

45 mins in — i need more Kathryn Dennis

We do have a thread where we make fun of you (Craig) on instagram — 

Shep “lay your claim”  - and he’s like meh? Free Love?  

Shep is bad at giving people “hard truths” — when he breaks things about Nantucket — it doesn’t go well. He’s got to work on how he breaks things. 

Landon calls Shep out for his “pep talk” - literally says “shep go eff yourself” 

Chelsea and Shep go on a date- to a fancy spot. 

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Kathryn modeling - moves into a “new bracket”  & Craig and Naomi Fight

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T-Rav makes a move to get serious with Landon???

Craig is working on a power saw while Cameron comes by.

TRav has his kids in the guest house instead of his real house

First glimpse of Austin — Shep's new Bro-mance guy.

Patricia and Whitney - gotta get Patricia on the show — she’s dong a needle point of Chauncey the Dog. And she’s talking smack on Kathryn. But also hopefully that she’s recovering. That’s nice.

She just called marijuana grass and said Whitney’s uncle worked at Blockbuster video - remember block buster

New Katherine Heigel movie - unforgettable — oh boy

Austin has a Paramour - Jordan leave his fairly pedestrian apartment - he’s newly single - he’s a Beer Rep - with Red Rare brewery - his parents don’t approve. Think he’s a member at Quail Hollow in Charlotte

Landon, Paddle boarding - she gets invited to a pool party by Craig. She’s got a boy toy named Drew who’s 10 years younger. 

Henry’s Hard Sparkling water — I draw the line at alcholic water - if you can’t afford the drinking calories, maybe you shouldn’t be drinking

Thomas’ Plantation - with Eliza Linehouse. She seems to be a friend of Kathryn. 

Shep meets Cameron in Folly Beach. Shep likes her friend Chelsea - and Cameron thinks she’s possibly She’s unicorn. Shep is done with Craig - couldn’t get P-word in wh-house with a sack of bananas comment

Kathryn calls Craig and Naomi in the car - Craig is

Southern Charm Savannah ???? C’Mon man  — apparently we’re going for Darrah & Dan’s anniversary

Austin is not cool with the Shep protege angle

Landon’s house - Craig takes 5 seconds before bringing Landon up - Landon kills Kathryn for going to Malibu rehab to find “a rich boyfriend” 

Eliza’s pool party is no joke. Thomas and Landon say hi  and JD is at the party

Breakdown of new characters - Eliza, Austin, Landon’s BF (Danny??) 

Hate that they are Teasing Kathryn’s reemergence  — stop burying the lead ya DB’s

Whitney dressed for a Pearl Jam Convert at the Pool Party

Chelsea - Cameron’s friend show’s up. — Shep is talking to Naomi about his career while hammered at a pool party. 

Shelby - Kathyn’s cousin shows up and she invited Kathryn to the party

Bravo — an hour is too much time — I don’t care about long ass commercial breaks — give me more show — not more commercials from Joann Fabrics and Booking.com

This new Smurfs “lost village” movie — big time cast

TRAV talking about Kathryn refusing drug tests — and she’s taking the Drug test

The trailer for the season looks fantastic 

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Love that Cameron is the narrator — prob only way she’ll stay on show 

Senate Barbie — Hill Billy Femme Fatal — first two nicknames of Katherine in season 1 — DEAD ON!

Cameron is 10th generation South Carolinian 

She’s family founded Boyton SC - He got an MBA from Vandy basically for Esses’ & Gigs

Katherine pre-children — seems slightly less nuts — is that a fair question? Or did she just start “playing a role to boost her fame”? 

So, Cameron got married between season 1 and season 2 — did they cover any of her dating life in season one?

Patricia loves Landon

I love that Shep brought Landon into the fold — also like that he was rebuffed by her in Business school and then returned the favor 

Shep about Craig — He doesn’t “sleep, he doesn’t eat very much” — they all but say he had a major issue with an illicit substance  

I love JD’s drunk guy laugh 

Thomas’ Black eye — how’d he get that again

What’s going to happen to Landon’s role — feels like everyone wants Catherine in the mix 

Love that Shep had no idea that Landon and Thomas actually did have a “thing” — and his random date tells him that. 

What’s up up with the Guy yelling at Shep?

Looks like Shep and Craig are at the center of a the mess in the season 4 trailer — this might be the year Shep has to move back in with his parents. The season four trailer is DOPE - they edit it together so well.