Southern Charm season 6 - Episodes 7-12 Breakdown and analysis

Southern Charm season 6

Episodes 7 -12 analysis and recap

They are pushing Eliza so hard, they gave Don her boyfriend who is 14 years older than her a job.

We kind of miss JD

We’re concerned that Naomi is being held captive by Metul

Episode 7

The boys go to Nashville

Episode 8

Cam’s 35th birthday

Craig flipped on Austen for listening to Chelsea about fixing his life and going home from bar at 11.

Cam gets wasted - Chelsea is pretty hammed and ate cake with a knife

Shep talks Cam into going to Colorado for at weekend trip

Cam is on love with Matul (sp?)

Shep gets a dog called lil Craig - Real Craig loves it

Eliza’s boyfriend is 14 years older than her

Craig slamming fire ball from the bottle

Craig still thinks he’s one of the best things to ever happen to Noemi — how is he this delusional?

Episode 9

Ashley returns to Southern Charm! PWA PWA PWA! - Chelsea’s face in the promo

Eliza works at Meeting Street Inn - our her family runs it? Darrah did you stay there for your anniversary.

She’s having a skeet shooting party cuz the fox hunt is cancelled - first world problems.

Barre clsss with Austen and the ladies. Kathryn Dennis is super flexible … Austen is NOT (which i can relate to)

Ashley’s voice is terrible - anyway she’s invited to Eliza’s part

Shep and Cameran trying to Noemi to come to Colorado.

Whitney and Michael and Austen are chilling at Patricia’s house - Austen calls Craig an Irish Wish when they speak about Banshee’s and Craigs response is… I’m Dutch. Nice one Craiger

Craig and Noemi have the talk for like the 5th time.

Ashley shows up - Shep has awkward exchange while - Craig just ices her and keeps walking and talked to the BBQ people “I’m just gonna act like i’m talking to you guys.”

Ashley kisses Danni on the cheek. Tells some random lady Madison to “shut her mouth” within 5 mins and gets into a fight with Whitney.

Eliza invites the lady over and then just watches the car crash.

Cam “why’d you tweet two weeks ago that we’re all losers?” - As Ashley walks over to say hi.

Ashley is living in Charleston still? Why?

Episode 10 - Rocky Mountain trip (Part 1)

Shep bought 3.5 acres of land - and Cam is like NOPE - bad piece of land

Cam invited Madison

Metul (Sp?) and Noemi (sp?) wear the same outfit to breakfast - but unintentionally. I think he’s kind of a doucher

Jerry (craig’s buddy) shows up - tried to help him “Scale his pillow biz”

Whitney and Kathryn get lunch and talk about their “rendezvous” - why won’t Whitney admit that anything happened?

Austen’s parents meet him for dinner - THC laced dinner plans in Colorado?

Craig and Whitney get into it over Kathryn. Whitney calls him crazy.

Shep says “he smelled his D” — line of the year - Shep’s dating show needed to be set in Colorado

Episode 11 in Colorado (Rocky Mountain Part 2)

Kathryn’s Red Ski suit

Craig airport temper tantrum.

Madison and Shep eat gummies and talk out their differences.

Shep and Whitney are huffing O2 tanks of “boost” - nice product placement, until Shep calls it a scam to the waiter

Don can’t turn or stop on the bunny slope and just “PLOPS” to the left to avoid the fence

Craig, Austen and Madison are on a different ski trip

Shep and Austen get stone AF - i kind of like Shep better when he’s a little blazed up

Ashely and Naomi get Rose together? WTF was that about

Ashley still thinks she can apologize to Kathryn - and the scene of her asking Naomi about that is really uncomfortable. Ashley lacks Emotional Intelligence and Awareness almost completely.

The “Infused” dinner “butter, salad dressing, etc” - Shep “It tastes like Victory”

"Smart resume" feature on fast forward of DVR by Xfinity is genius

Do we think all of Craig and Whitney’s spats are completely fake? They’re always chilling together and then in groups Craig yells at him.

Cameran says “my mojo is retired” — well then maybe it’s time to stop being on the show.

Kathryn - telling Austen his weed party is rude — passive aggressive behavior at its best.

The flashback to What What Happens live of whitney talking calling Kathryn a sociopath — hasn’t aged well.

Craig shames Whitney into an awkward conversation with Kathryn.

Craig loves to blame and shame his male friends a lot.

Episode 12 - Colorado hot springs

Austen and Madison talk - she’s a single mom? Did we already know that? Yeah Austen can’t handle that, and she deserves better

Flipped between a fascinating episode of NOVA on PBS and this ep of SC - so i may miss some stuff

Shep, Craig and Madison chat about Austen. Shep’s accused of giving Danni an STI? In front of Danni - Danni = not happy about that

Madison yells at Danni for smoking menthols. Craig is on couch filming all of it.

Cam takes Palmer to the aquarium - and is now magically happy to be a mom? which is great - but also kinda cliche methinks

Kathryn and Madison are like buddies.

Austen and Shep have their annual season head to head

Southern Charm Season 6 podcast analysis - Episodes 4, 5 & 6

Southern Charm season 6

Places listening UK, Norway, Australia, Saudi Arabia, India, Indonesia, Germany, Japan

Episodes 4-6 of Southern Charm Season 6

Episode 4

Craig watches “Frozen" when he’s sad

Chelsea cutting Shep’s hair and they talk about Austen and Madison’s blow up.

Cameran - “i am really drowning in being home alone with my child”.

No one can find Kathryn before the tree house party.

Kathryn texts boyfriend and Danni calls. Look on Pinterest if you want to know what to wear.

$126K Rolls Royce Ghost

Eliza - filming by herself with her family WHY??? Love that they’re trying to force her “brand on the viewers”.

Oh she almost got on a plane that crashed — didn’t see this wrinkle coming to her story.

Whitney kept his glasses on = line of the season thus far?

Wadmalaw Island, SC home of the tree house stuff - Really nice treehouses - not exactly roughing it.

Cameran “Speak for yourself sister, i’m getting tanked.” promptly brings bottle of champagne in the car. So she’s owning it.

Deep Water Vineyard - they grow muscadine grapes only at this vineyard.

Whitney and Shep at coffee. his dog, Smoochie isn’t doing well.

Do we think that the show is making Danni start stuff with Kathryn on purpose, or do we think she actual cares about her being MIA all week.

They are over the muscadine wine.

Food looks good at the tree house

Episode 5 - Tree house mansion girls trip part 2. Kathryn and Danni get into a beef on kathryn being kathryn.

To me this is Danni saying - 1) well they need someone to beef with Kathryn. 2) She won’t beef with the new random thirsty b’s 3) Danni can solidify her own status on show and celebrity by beefing with one of her friends over something pretty frivolous.

Craig’s pillow making party - and he’s wearing eyeliner — which is cool, but it’s quite a new look to spring on folks at your party… which turned into a free labor event.

Episode 6 - Boys trip — these guys are just no longer likable. Especially when they are in a group.

More deep dives into Eliza (not sure if it was Ep 5 or 6). Here’s my hot take — they are going to make Southern Charm a lot more about Eliza in season 7… they need to retire more of these folks… they aren’t getting any more interesting… so they’ve got to give us someone who can get us in a new group of Charleston friends/frenemies/ thirty peeps.

Kathryn’s Senator Boy Friend “Joe” shows up.

Southern Charm Season 6 - Episodes 1-3 Breakdown Show - Low Country Boil

Southern Charm season 6 

Places listening The Philippines, Spain, UK, Australia, Pakistan, Canada, Brunei Darussalam, Finland & South Africa 

My biggest issue is that I can’t fast forward on demand 

Episode 1

People love Craig now - he has a personal assistant for essentially being Craig - he also found his “groove by going to the Bahamas” 

People don’t like Shep anymore - why? 

Kathryn and Whitney are a thing again

Eliza? who cares?

Austen stinks/ Madison stinks

Chelsea is a super star

Naomi is a thirsty B - it’s confirmed 

Speaking of thirsty people - Why is Ashley coming back 

Episode 2 

Cameron and Eliza get pedicures — Eliza is the most annoying i know. Cam tries to talk sense into Eliza - it goes poorly. She’s tone deaf and I dislike her.

Limhouse is her last name - she calls herself “Charleston Royalty” - but then her Dad had an affair and now she’s not invited to anything anymore - so you’re not royalty if you’re not allowed to “debut” at a Debutant ball.

Kathryn moves into a $6,600 a month rental home “south of broad” charleston. Bravo is paying for this correct? 

So Austen and Kathryn talk about Madison 

Craig "I just need someone to nag me that’s not my girlfriend”

I hate the Naomie has Gizmo — that’s my biggest problem with her.   

Shep and Danni have lunch - they talk about Madison and Austen - to get that viral video from last season’s fiasco back on tv.

Danni is dating a guys named Gentry. 

I continue to be blown away by the commercials I’m exposed to when watching this 1 bravo show - Delta Shower head - dude w/ being dancing in the shower.

Chelsea’s interior designer Kim comes by - and Chelsea fixed her own house. "I’ve finally found a man, he drives a truck, he likes to hunt, he likes to dip, and i think that’s sexy” - people who find dipping attractive is mind blowing!!!!

Cam and Naomie and Danni on a roof top bar — we all need to go there next time we’re in Charleston. 

Ashley got “Nurse of the year” award - guys she’s the worst - how can she get an award, after we’ve all seen her true colors on Season 5. 

Scott from Island Coastal Lager — makes Austen “miffed” — but then he admits that he couldn’t afford to be a brewer so put it on the back burner — he’s weak

Hammer & Nail - Red Neck Drinking game / Dizzy Bat 

Flash back to Kathryn & Thomas in Season 1 after the Whitney and Kathryn hooked up convo — Thomas was really handsome back then. 5 /6 years of partying really took it’s toll on Thomas physically  

Elvis Sighting on Chelsea’s dock — Shep reaches into a crab trap - also he has all the worst Hats

Episode 3 

Chelsea’s dad throwing some shade on Nick the Sailor’s absentee boyfriend-status - Chelsea seems to embrace the long distance relationship. 

Chelsea’s dad calls Austen a house cat. 

Cameron and her mom talk about her drinking —Cameron looks at work at a reprieve from being a mom. She doesn’t like the isolation. 

But then she does a “if something ever happened to Palmer?” - Is Cameron a mental case or what? 

Sherwin- Willams commercial that they are designing Kathryn’s living room - now it makes sense — her place is essentially being paid for by the show. which is totes cool btw - but let’s not pretend that she’s “throwing her money away on rent” - she’s making money for the show on this deal.  

Of course Craig is on the floral landscaping trip w/ Chelsea

Kathryn bought a Rolls Royce - and she’s dating a senator who’s a democrat. and he’s disgraced and there’s a lot of drama around him. So dang.

Kathryn is planning a girls trip to some tree house place - to cope w/ all of thomas’ legal issues. 

Sounds like Madison DM’d Danni’s boyfriend Gentry — YIKES! Shep’s line “Brother you are getting cuckolded” - Double Yikes. 

At this point the original cast basically just talk dirt about other folks to keep stuff interesting. Austen and Madison talking on film - whack-ness personified 

Will Smith as Aladdin commercial comes on — Darrah you have kids… you going to see this one? 

So NICO restaurant is in Mount Pleasant? Interesting — they’ve invited a bunch of Charleston influencers. 

Chelsea hasn’t heard from Nick in 6 days — this keep’s coming up. Are they still together in the present day? 

How about Metul getting Cameron all “a flutter”?!?!?! 

The Seafood Towers at Nico — okay i’m in - i love me a seafood tower 

Do we think the Madison reaching out to Gentry is made up for “TV Show Drama”?

Shep and Craig couldn’t be a worse duo to break bad news to somebody - two guys with very little Moxie for this type of straightforward conversation. 

How about the “Misslle shot” - red bull with a shot... shot gunning the concoction. 

Drunk phone break up - with Craig and Shep egging you on — what could possibly go wrong?

Is Austen crying — Craig, “I’m glad we have each other.” 

Southern Charm Season Five Finale

Southern Charm Season 5 season finale

Fake band name of the week - Non Sequitur Explosion in honor of the last 3 mins of Southern Charm Season 5

Places listening - Hinsdale, IL / London, UK / and Ashburn, VA

Spain, Germany, Russia, France, Australia, Brazil and the United Arab Emirates - so FLY EMIRATES

Did anybody have better turnaround from season four to season five than Craig? 

Following up — it’s not like Craig’s improved “who he is”, it’s that he’s just having more fun “being Craig” and so are… do you both agree?

Biggest post-season heel turn — Austen has made a comeback of late — but it has to be T-Rav right? 

No matter how you answer this — I think that Chelsea is essentially the breakout star of Season 5 (in terms joining the cast late and rising quickly. But, Is Chelsea America’s sweet heart —or like a “secret sniper” She kind of finds a way "stir the pot”, she always messes with Austen’s lady friends in a “who me type of way”.

I know you ladies love Katherine  - I’m glad she’s growing up but here’s a hot take — she’s Boring AF. Prove me wrong.

Ashley - most hated character of season 5? Anybody else even close? 

Burned out quickly award - Naomi. Called out JD on Ep 1 and 2. Called out Elizabeth on Ep. Called Peyton a Thirsty B in Episode 4. Then she apologized to Peyton, and when she tried to resume her “bashing of Craig” - single Craig completely flipped the tables and kind of swayed most nuetral viewers to “team craig” in my opinion.

Favorite moment / scene of the season? 

Is it time to give Shep a break? I think he’s boring and he’s a two-trick pony. We’ve seen his tricks for 5 season plus relationshep. Solution - can we put Shep on Below Deck as the host of a Charter Party (as a client) - and see if hilarity ensures? 

Does Cameran come back stronger in season 6? 

How do we feel about the theme song singer getting to “scat and freestyle over” the previews this season. 

T-Rav is fired from Southern Charm. What were your initial thoughts? Do you foresee any type of opportunity for T-Rav to return to southern charm

Running Notes from the “Ho, Ho, Ho” Episode  

Cameran visiting Craig’s house — “was a pig sty” - Craig hasn’t cleared “Character and Fitness” yet, to be declared a lawyer. 

Craig’s pillow game gets hammered by Cameran

Ashely is mentioned as a “polo rat” / High end “date” if you will. 

Austen doing Karaoke ???? Tux store guy zings Austen - ZING

Craig with the Zipper and the Hanger routine — can the camera guy help him?

Ashley is just really the worst out there? 

Has PETA filled against Southern Charm yet — lots of mink and fur coats and shales? are the fake? 

The return of Jennifer - where’s she been all season. She’s looking really good.   

Austen calls Ashley Cruella DeVille - Whoops !! 

Peyton is at the Ball ?! Welcome back from the Bench

Jason’s Debut on the show on FaceTime

Someone didn’t finish their brussels sprouts - that’s a huge problem! 

Austen drops the Escort BOMB ! I think Whitney Slipped him a $100 bill to say that at the ball.  

Austen calls Ashley a gold digger. Jennifer is LIGHTING Austen up

Craig’s date calls Ashley the “maybe nurse person”. 

Wilson says, “You know its a party not going in your favor, when everybody’s talking about you being a…” 

Kathryn and Patricia speak for first time - it’s nice — but i’m getting the meat sweats. But, it went well. 

Naomi says “eff off” and Craig says “you’re not being very mature”. 

Ashley and Kathryn face to face - Ashley is the worst. Kathryn lights her up.