Southern Charm Season 6 - Episodes 1-3 Breakdown Show - Low Country Boil
Southern Charm season 6
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My biggest issue is that I can’t fast forward on demand
Episode 1
People love Craig now - he has a personal assistant for essentially being Craig - he also found his “groove by going to the Bahamas”
People don’t like Shep anymore - why?
Kathryn and Whitney are a thing again
Eliza? who cares?
Austen stinks/ Madison stinks
Chelsea is a super star
Naomi is a thirsty B - it’s confirmed
Speaking of thirsty people - Why is Ashley coming back
Episode 2
Cameron and Eliza get pedicures — Eliza is the most annoying i know. Cam tries to talk sense into Eliza - it goes poorly. She’s tone deaf and I dislike her.
Limhouse is her last name - she calls herself “Charleston Royalty” - but then her Dad had an affair and now she’s not invited to anything anymore - so you’re not royalty if you’re not allowed to “debut” at a Debutant ball.
Kathryn moves into a $6,600 a month rental home “south of broad” charleston. Bravo is paying for this correct?
So Austen and Kathryn talk about Madison
Craig "I just need someone to nag me that’s not my girlfriend”
I hate the Naomie has Gizmo — that’s my biggest problem with her.
Shep and Danni have lunch - they talk about Madison and Austen - to get that viral video from last season’s fiasco back on tv.
Danni is dating a guys named Gentry.
I continue to be blown away by the commercials I’m exposed to when watching this 1 bravo show - Delta Shower head - dude w/ being dancing in the shower.
Chelsea’s interior designer Kim comes by - and Chelsea fixed her own house. "I’ve finally found a man, he drives a truck, he likes to hunt, he likes to dip, and i think that’s sexy” - people who find dipping attractive is mind blowing!!!!
Cam and Naomie and Danni on a roof top bar — we all need to go there next time we’re in Charleston.
Ashley got “Nurse of the year” award - guys she’s the worst - how can she get an award, after we’ve all seen her true colors on Season 5.
Scott from Island Coastal Lager — makes Austen “miffed” — but then he admits that he couldn’t afford to be a brewer so put it on the back burner — he’s weak
Hammer & Nail - Red Neck Drinking game / Dizzy Bat
Flash back to Kathryn & Thomas in Season 1 after the Whitney and Kathryn hooked up convo — Thomas was really handsome back then. 5 /6 years of partying really took it’s toll on Thomas physically
Elvis Sighting on Chelsea’s dock — Shep reaches into a crab trap - also he has all the worst Hats
Episode 3
Chelsea’s dad throwing some shade on Nick the Sailor’s absentee boyfriend-status - Chelsea seems to embrace the long distance relationship.
Chelsea’s dad calls Austen a house cat.
Cameron and her mom talk about her drinking —Cameron looks at work at a reprieve from being a mom. She doesn’t like the isolation.
But then she does a “if something ever happened to Palmer?” - Is Cameron a mental case or what?
Sherwin- Willams commercial that they are designing Kathryn’s living room - now it makes sense — her place is essentially being paid for by the show. which is totes cool btw - but let’s not pretend that she’s “throwing her money away on rent” - she’s making money for the show on this deal.
Of course Craig is on the floral landscaping trip w/ Chelsea
Kathryn bought a Rolls Royce - and she’s dating a senator who’s a democrat. and he’s disgraced and there’s a lot of drama around him. So dang.
Kathryn is planning a girls trip to some tree house place - to cope w/ all of thomas’ legal issues.
Sounds like Madison DM’d Danni’s boyfriend Gentry — YIKES! Shep’s line “Brother you are getting cuckolded” - Double Yikes.
At this point the original cast basically just talk dirt about other folks to keep stuff interesting. Austen and Madison talking on film - whack-ness personified
Will Smith as Aladdin commercial comes on — Darrah you have kids… you going to see this one?
So NICO restaurant is in Mount Pleasant? Interesting — they’ve invited a bunch of Charleston influencers.
Chelsea hasn’t heard from Nick in 6 days — this keep’s coming up. Are they still together in the present day?
How about Metul getting Cameron all “a flutter”?!?!?!
The Seafood Towers at Nico — okay i’m in - i love me a seafood tower
Do we think the Madison reaching out to Gentry is made up for “TV Show Drama”?
Shep and Craig couldn’t be a worse duo to break bad news to somebody - two guys with very little Moxie for this type of straightforward conversation.
How about the “Misslle shot” - red bull with a shot... shot gunning the concoction.
Drunk phone break up - with Craig and Shep egging you on — what could possibly go wrong?
Is Austen crying — Craig, “I’m glad we have each other.”