Southern Charm Season Five Predictions & off season Gossip analysis

BravoTv.com posted this teaser called “Naomie Olindo calls out J.D. Madison

First of all — now Naomie has a last name, and she also seems to have a new nose. 

Austen, Naomie, JD and Chelsea are likely all going to need big seasons? Which one delivers the goods.

Whitney’s face during this dinner scene is Priceless — he’s like all of us — but there in person and a producer. 

Chelsea calls him a con artist - which, i mean, there’s a strong case for if you follow some of his business exploits

Do we believe that the women in question are 20 years old? or even like 23 and under? JD is like 45? Charleston is a pretty small town?

What’s crazy is JD has had nothing to lose and been able to ride coattails for 3 years — but now they’re out of material and they’re turning the tables on him

JD’s line to close the scene, "Are you all upset with me or something?"

Is the JD getting blasted by the cast Dinner Scene teaser going to be at the very end of the season, the beginning of the season, or will it be a small blip on the radar of a season so explosive, they could waste that teaser and still leave plenty of meat on the bone? 

Southern Charm Eps 8-11 plus a chance meeting w/ Shep

Episode 8 - TRAV giving a tour of Charleston with his daughter 

Craig and Naomi go to couples counseling

What’s up with this Austen / Landon “drinking deal” ? 

How about TRAV’s father - interesting dude

Zsa Zsa Mossbacker (Sp?) - Patricia’s friend from NYC - and they’re indian trip - and their Custom Kahftan Line

Kathryn getting her hair cut by Chelsea — interesting man, very interesting. They will do anything to get somebody to get Kathryn someone to film with. What to we think about Kathryn’s apology note. 

Love how JD always films with a Gentry Bourbon fleece on. Marketing mastermind. 

Indian Dinner Party - Cam brings it in the Sari. Whitney camo lining of his suit. 

Fortune Teller - Predicts that cameran will have a baby by the end of 2017 - YIKES

Here are my notes: She also predicts that Craig is going to be a lawyer - and she says that they’re “Soul mates” — let’s see how this goes // She also says Craig and Naomi are gonna make it

The Kathryn question gets everyone pissed - that escalated quickly  - feels like she’s as toxic as possible with this group

Episode 9: Cameran is Pregnant Whitney and Cameran have lunch with Kathryn, Craig and Shep. TRAV and Landan’s Dinner with the woman tell them they’re soulmates

Episode 10: Saint’s bday party - Patricia has a Bentley and she’s spitting fire on Kathryn being a guest. Awkward convo between K & TRAV. Ok is Saint ok? Danny has been nowhere this season - JD is there, Jennifer is there and Kathryn blows off meeting her kid. Pat basically irish goodbyes the bday party.

Jennifer sells Landon on TRAV at lunch

Bourbon Sour - Michael is killing it - he needs to start a bartender’s book /// Eat Drink & Remarry - Pat’s mantra

Crabbin’ trip with Austen and Chelsea

Landon and Thomas “go for a walk” and have a chat

Shep's frat party house — sleeping til 1pm — really just a guy w too much time on his hands

Is Gizmo paid? They always write Gizmo’s name

Episode 11: Kathryn’s photo shoot with Kenzie, Shep’s deal with Chelsea — Really tough to see Kenzie not want to leave Kathryn

Craig & Naomi’s fighting, counseling, drama — where do you all stand? Craig is wrong and I don’t blame Naomi. But she needs to just walk away. Also — 16 hour days at Business School - still calling BS on that one. 

JD and Thomas eating french fries and drinking Gentry and Coke

Cam & Chelsea help Kathryn get clothes picked out

Landon’s DAD hates “Roam and is super annoyed by her in my opinion” — but then he proposes that she make a couple of hundred thousand on the commission of a plot of land he’s developing -I’ll take that gig

Shep is reading a Lee Child book - about Jack Reacher - which is a character that Tom cruise plays — of course he’s reading that

Why does Cam try so hard to get Shep a lady? What makes them such great friends? Also the past 2 Eps have been all about laying the ground work for Shep’s Dating/Bachelor show.

How do we feel about the Whole Chelsea / Shep thing? 

Where do we see it going with Austen and Chelsea // he seems to overreact in her opinion a little (based on Ep 12 previews)

Where do we see Austen and Shep beef going? 

Also who’s this “Beau guy” at the Bro’s night? - Beau is on team “get Beau on TV” 

Craig loves when people have beef with Shep

Kathryn - i’m not a J Crew Bitch - best line of the year 

KEY WEST Episode(s) - are going to be ALL TIMERS based on the previews.