Ben Stiller's Best Character, Movie spin-off ideas &more March Madness

Do goths dress up like goths when they do mundane chores? Like are they goth when they go to the gym? Are they goth when they mow the lawn? Feels like physical exertion is very un-goth

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Fake Band name of the week “Solid Acronym” 

Epic rants (bracket) iverson, jim mora, Dennis Greene. 

NFL coaches division 

All other athletes division 

(You have to imitate the rant to present it)

Special Tournament Hot Takes Part 2

Rosco P have you ever seen anything like this NCAA tournament - UMBC destroys UVA. Nevada two huge comebacks including like 20 points over Cincinnati. Loyola Chicago  won 2 games by a combined 3 points - Beat Tennessee and they’ve got a 96 years old nun as the team chaplain

Who’s left standing:

1 Villanova, 2 Duke, 1 Kansas, 2 Purdue, 3 Texas Tech, 4 Gonzaga, 3 Michigan, 5 West Virginia, 11 Loyola, 7 Nevada, 4 Kentucky, 7 Texas A&M, Clemson, 9 Florida St 9 Kansas St, 11 Syracuse  

Have 2 #11 seeds ever looked so different

Any cool alumni we can chat about that we missed during our lost episode? 

Ben Stiller Characters: Can any Ben Stiller character hold a candle to White Goodman - He’s the ultimate comedic heel (need some quotes)

We should do this with Paul Rudd Characters some time - Peter Clavin from I love you man and Brian Fontana from Anchor Man alone are worthy of a pod

Ted Stroehmann - Something about Mary

Reuben Feffer - Along Came Polly

Greg Gaylord Faulker - Meet the parents

Arturo Mendez - Anchor Man  (not enough material, would love to see a spin off movie about this character though) 

David Starsky - Starsky and Hutch — Famous Quotes Needed - Owen Wilson Carries a lot of this movie, as does Vince Vaughn (and really the whole cast). Snoop! 

Derek Zoolander - Zoolander  - Famous Quotes needed - Owen Wilson, Will Farrell, Billy Zane  the list goes on

Tugg Speedman - Tropic Thunder - Great Cast — but he’s an absolute standout in this film - Famous quotes needed. Tom Cruise steals the film, so i’m not sure what to do here. 

Hal L from Happy Gilmore - Not enough material, again would be curious in a spin-off

Chas Tenebaum - Royal Tenenbaum’s

 Fast Eddie Fletcher in a 1987 episode of Miami Vice 

Kyrie Irving traded for Isaiah Thomas (et al) - Celtics & Cavaliers NBA blockbuster

Kyrie Irving traded for Isaiah Thomas - Celtics and Cavs emergency podcast 

Trader Danny aka Danny Ainge is at it again

But I think this is a good basketball move for the Celtics, The Cavs and for Isaiah Thomas — for Kyrie — maybe it’s the best move — but the other 3 made out like bandits

Losers in the near term are Celtics fans and the mojo they’ve created through their fandom of IT4

Win for Isaiah: 

Play a year with LeBron, maybe win a ring in his final Cleveland season 

Get a max deal during the summer of 2018 — LeBron will be gone — Cleveland has trouble getting marquee free agents — Cavs will have a ton of cap space - and he wants a max contract that Boston can’t afford after paying Gordon Haywood and others

So, a lovable underdog who is an offensive dynamo is going to be embraced by Cleveland — which is a city that will be craving just that type of player, if LeBron leaves.

NBA fans win — this is going to be a BRUTALLY HEATED RIVALRY this season

Win for the Cavs: 

Fix their huge team chemistry problem

Still have a shot at a 2018 Title 

Have a plan for post LeBron in - Jae Crowder at a great price, plus the 2018 Nets pick in addition to likely resigning Thomas

Win for the Celtics:

Keep Jayson Tatum

Move Jae Crowder out of a log jam at small forward

Kyrie isn’t coming off of major hip surgery and Isaiah is

Kyrie is basically a taller version of Thomas — but w/o the Hip questions mark and w/o a contract expiring next summer (he’s got 3 years remaining - 2 plus a 1 year player option

Once undersized guards, like Allen Iverson lose it — they LOSE IT - WITH NO WARNING — Trader Danny wasn’t going to roll the dice on a 5 year 200million deal for a 5’7’ guard who may or may not ever get back to his 2016-17 form.

Celtics have a couple of years to convince Kyrie that this team, with Gordon Haywood, Al Horford, et al — can be his marquee big market team - and he’ll be the alpha dog.

Losers: Celtics Fans and their love affair with Isaiah Thomas — nothing will ever take away the amazing run — and no matter what happens Thomas and Boston will love eachotehr forever. He’s the Celtics version of Big Papi — the heart and soul of the franchise — the emotional touchstone — this one hurts 

But - I like this a lot - because the Celtics don’t have to worry about paying a 5’7” point guard a max deal for the next 5 years